小小魚美國圖書館行

 每週一是我們家的圖書館日,

兩隻小隻的超愛圖書館,

有拼圖..有娃娃…有很多書…有dvd可以借回家…..

還記得兩個小鬼頭第一次進圖書館…..好奇的問我那麼多書和dvd要做甚麼的….

我回答…..給你們借回家的啊～～

都不知道那四隻盯著我的眼睛瞬時間發亮～～

他們露出一副走進查理的巧克力工廠般的表情……

一號問：你是指這所有的dvd都可以借回家嗎？

二號問：你是指bhusdfjky7ur6w708rbnvjlks以下是他學姊姊說話……但是我實在聽不懂……只好苦笑的說yes……

一號又問：dora? 芭比? all?

二號又問：笛亞哥？巴布建築師？  （變聰明了～沒有學姊姊）

我說：yes,每個人可以借兩片dvd!

 一號二號…….已經跑不見人了…..完全被dvd征服～

 
準備要去圖書館了～很開心～
懶惰的媽媽….幫每個人準備了自己的包包～
自己的書自己的揹～沒道理要又要唸書給你聽…
還要當書僮…….

看他開心的樣子～

 長大一定是少女殺手….
嗚～我的兒子～不要太早交女朋友喔～

   媽咪快點～撐甚麼傘……
你們有遺傳….天生皮膚白…..
媽咪只剩防曬油和陽傘了……. 

每次都會經過的消防隊～
我兒子都會看到傻眼……

 對～那是狗狗～不要亂摸～
等一下消防隊叔叔生氣～那是人家的隊狗勒！

媽咪快點……
我老了～跑不動…….而且又不是我借書….
借回來…..我還要念個大概幾十次…..
 
門打不開喔～
叫你們慢慢走ㄇㄟ～
到最後還不是要等我！

很認真的在拼圖….

拼出來了～
哈哈！！不愧是我姜小魚的小孩～
（這位媽媽…..就只是拼圖拼出來而已…也可以爽成這樣）

我可以去挑dvd和書了嗎？

借完書和電影了…..
兩個人很滿足～

一個禮拜一人三本……
我的閱讀計畫實施的很成功…

只是有時候書的內容怪怪的…..
像這禮拜的是….there was a old lady who swallowed a fly

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
My what a hog, to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat, to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog.
She swallowed the dog, to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse…

She's dead of course!

我念完……ㄜ……這甚麼鬼東東…..
我知道小孩子這個階段是要重複詞語的讀本…..這樣才可以記住句型….
可是那個老婆婆最後死掉了耶….
教育意義是甚麼…..
不要吃蒼蠅嗎？

算了算了～小孩子的繪本……我們大人就不要看得太嚴肅好了……
只能這樣安慰自己……

果然……沒兩天…..我女兒開始跟我兒子洗腦…..
 (她很愛念書給弟弟聽….上次念芭比三劍客的故事….
 我兒子大概叫姊姊念了二十次有…..
害我很想偷偷把書拿去燒了….女兒～你想要老爸老媽的“雄”才教育毀於一旦嗎？)
我就聽她說….從前有個老婆婆…..他吃了一個fly…….
天啊～饒了我吧～